Ni Hao, Kai-Lan: Black Forces (2024)

Contents

  • 1 Disclaimer
  • 2 Chapter 1: The SML Gang comes over with a package
  • 3 Chapter 2: The Weird Opening Logos
  • 4 Chapter 3: The Previews + The Menu
  • 5 Chapter 4: The Weird Theme Song
  • 6 Chapter 5: The Episode Starts
  • 7 Chapter 6: Yeye Gets Killed/Mr Sun Gets Destroyed
  • 8 Chapter 7: Lulu Goes Down
  • 9 Chapter 8: Monkey King Gets Monkeyed Arounded
  • 10 Chapter 9: Stompy and the Ants Get Squashed
  • 11 Chapter 10: A Weird Montage/The Mario Bros Are In Trouble Now!
  • 12 Chapter 11: The Credits
  • 13 Chapter 12: The Aftermath + A Visit from The Crystal Rainbooms

Disclaimer[]

(Narrated by Luigi from Nintendo (The one voiced by Charlie Day and from Illumination) and this will be based off the story by Elyjah “Blue's Clues: Black Forces”)

Chapter 1: The SML Gang comes over with a package[]

So me, Mario, Peach, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Toad, Yoshi, Daisy, Toadette, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi, Rosalina, The 9 Lalaloopsies, Rabbids and Bang were just minding our business until we heard a knock on the door.

”I’ll open it!” Mario said.

Mario then opened the door to reveal the SML gang with a package.

The package was blue and had a picture of Kai Lan on it.

”Hey guys, we found a package!” Brooklyn T Guy said.

”That character looks familiar.” Rosy said.

”Luigi, can you open the package?” Junior asked.

”Sure!” I said.

I then opened the package to reveal a Ni Hao Kai Lan DVD.

The cover in question had Kai Lan on a background of her house with text above her reading “Ni Hao, Kai Lan: Super Special Days!”.

”It’s a Ni Hao Kai Lan DVD!” I said.

That was until we saw a note on the cover.

I then picked it up and this is what it said:

”The Chinese Black Forces has taken her over and she’s out for blood!”.

”What’s this note referring to?” I asked.

”It’s probably a prank.” Chef Pee Pee said.

”Forget about it, let’s watch it!” Cody said.

I then placed the disc in.

Chapter 2: The Weird Opening Logos[]

The DVD started with the Nickelodeon fish, Nick. Jr Frogs, and Paramount DVD logos, but they were off.

The Nickelodeon fish had his skin red, he had a bloodshot eye, and the text was black.

The Nick Jr. Frogs logo came up, but the background was dark grayscale, the lily pads were black, and the frogs weren’t there, just then, we heard a beating sound along with blood splattering noises were heard, the frogs then were thrown on the liypad as it sunk to the bottom.

The Paramount DVD logo had the sky black, the mountain was damaged, the stars were broken, and once the disc flew into the mountain, a scream was heard.

Chapter 3: The Previews + The Menu[]

After those previews, it showed previews of past Nick Jr shows such as Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, Blue's Clues, Pinky Dinky Doo and more.

It then took us to the menu.

The menu had the same one as the cover.

I then pressed Play All.

Here are the episodes in order:

1: Kai Lan’s Big Surprise

2: Tolee’s Rhyme Time

3: The Moonlight Festival

4: Kai Lan's Playhouse

5: Lulu Day

After all of those episodes, a warning came up which took place in the first frame of the credits:

”We hate to stop the fun with Kai Lan here, but this episode was created by Clenny Brown, who was later fired for his gruesome ideas. This also contains content which is not suitable for kids. Watch it at your own risk!”

”Mama Mia! I hope there’s no blood in this!” I said.

Chapter 4: The Weird Theme Song[]

It then showed the theme song, but it was off.

The sky was black and the music was demonic, no one didn’t notice.

It then went to the logo, but the logo was greyscaled, the text was black, and mr. sun was normal.

Chapter 5: The Episode Starts[]

It then cut to the title card reading “Black Forces”, but the text was red and in a horror font, and instead of Kai Lan reading it, it was a demonic voice.

The episode soon began with Kai Lan, YeYe, Tolee, Hoho and Rintoo looking at the black sky, like in the theme song.

”Ni Hao, I’m Kai Lan! There’s something wrong with the sky.” Kai Lan greeted the viewers.

”I’ve never seen the sky black.” YeYe said.

”Mr. Sun, do you know why the sky is black?” Tolee asked.

”Uh, I don’t know.” Mr. Sun spoke in the voice of Mr. Pencil.

We were shocked to hear mr. sun talk.

”Mr. Sun! You can talk!?!” Hoho gasped.

”Of course I can!” Mr. Sun gasped. “I ate a piece of uranium and it gave me the ability to talk.”

“So, how are we going to change the sky back to normal?” Tolee asked.

”Looks like we’re going to find a way. Follow me!” YeYe said.

They then followed yeye, until a black lightning bolt zapped Kai Lan, Tolee, Rintoo, and Hoho.

They screamed as they were being zapped.

They then fell to the ground followed by a demonic voice saying “Black Air Force Activity Activated”.

They then had their clothing and skin black.

”Mama Mia!” Mario gasped. “Kai Lan and her friends are controlled by the black forces!”

”We gotta warn everyone!” I said.

Chapter 6: Yeye Gets Killed/Mr Sun Gets Destroyed[]

It then showed Yeye who was still waiting for Kai Lan.

”I hope nothing bad happened to Kai Lan...” YeYe said to himself.

”Um, is Yeye gonna ignore that Kai Lan and her friends are controlled by the black forces?” I asked.

Just then, this sound began to play in the background as he heard me.

“Wait… are you kidding me!?!” Yeye gasped.

”No, I’m not.” I said. “You better run before they kill you!”

Yeye nodded and ran, until Kai Lan teleported in front of him.

”Where do you think you’re going?” Kai Lan teasingly asked.

”Get back, Kai Lan! You’re controlled by the black forces!” YeYe warned.

Kai Lan didn’t answer and got out a chainsaw.

”KAI LAN PLEASE! I’M YOUR GRANDFATHER!” YeYe screamed.

She then rammed it up his chest as he was screaming.

It then showed Mr Sun looking at the horror on the murder.

”Kai Lan?!” Mr. Sun gasped. “What did you do to YeYe?!”

”I killed him!” Kai Lan said as she got out a shotgun.

”Kai Lan, don’t do this!” Mr. Sun pleaded.

“Sorry, this is for your own good! Say Zaijian motherfucker!” Kai Lan berated.

We were shocked to hear a swear word in the show.

Kai Lan used the shotgun and shot Mr. Sun with it as he screamed.

Chapter 7: Lulu Goes Down[]

It then showed lulu, who was looking at the black sky.

”What caused the sky to become black?” Lulu asked herself.

”LULU!” I screamed. “RUN! KAI LAN AND HER FRIENDS ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY THE BLACK FORCES!!”

”They are?” Lulu gasped as she took out a crucifix. “I gotta stop them!”

Just then, Tolee teleported into the shot.

”Hold it right there Tolee!” Lulu berated.

Tolee then just laughed like his voice actor was laughing his butt off.

”YOU THINK IM A DEMON BITCH!?!” Tolee asked.

”Please, you’re hurting everyone with the black forces!” Lulu said.

Lulu then threw the crucifix at Tolee, but nothing happened.

”You can’t make me disappear!” Tolee teased.

Tolee then punched Lulu so hard that she blackened out.

”You can’t get rid of the black forces, rhino!” Tolee said.

Chapter 8: Monkey King Gets Monkeyed Arounded[]

It then cut to The Monkey King, minding his own business.

”MONKEY KING! RUN! KAI LAN AND HER FRIENDS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE BLACK FORCES!” I shouted.

The Monkey King was shocked as he heard me. Just then, he nodded and ran.

That was until Hoho teleported in the shot.

”You think you can run from the black forces? Well, I don’t think so.” Hoho asked.

”Please, you don’t have to do this to me!” Monkey King said.

”WELL YOU WANNA MONKEY AROUND!?!” Hoho yelled.

”No!” The Monkey King said.

“THAT DOES IT BITCH!” Hoho screamed in rage before he got out a lightsaber.

Hoho then sliced him to death as he screamed.

Chapter 9: Stompy and the Ants Get Squashed[]

It cut to Stompy and the Ants minding their business.

”I’ve had enough of this… STOMPY! ANTS! RUN! KAI LAN AND HER FRIENDS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE BLACK FORCES!” I said.

Just then, they nodded and ran.

Kai Lan and her friends came into the shot, but they were somehow too late to catch them.

”Dang it!” Rintoo muttered. “We’re too late to catch them!”

”Guys, catch them while I find out who did this!” Kai Lan said.

”Okay!” Hoho said.

The rest then ran after them.

”I don't get it, who could be doing this?” Kai Lan asked herself.

Kai Lan thinked for about 8 seconds, before she stared at our souls.

”Um, what’s wrong?” I asked.

She then got mad and started to say this:

”Luigi… YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!”

”Oh, okay - MAMA MIA!” I gasped.

Just then, Kai Lan let out a demonic Godzilla roar which scared us.

Before she dragged me in the TV and started to beat me up.

“That’s a lesson for interfering with our plans!” Kai Lan berated.

She then used a baseball bat and knocked me out of the TV.

”You okay, Luigi?” Mario asked.

”I'm fine…” I muttered.

”Now if you excuse me, i have 2 victims to kill!” Kai Lan said before walking away.

It then cutted to Stompy and the Ants, surrounded.

”Give up! We got you surrounded!” Tolee berated.

”Please, you can’t do this to us!” Stompy pleaded.

“Too late!” Hoho berated.

Just then, Hoho used a portal to hell and kicked the ants inside it.

They were screaming as a firey explosion was heard.

”This night will last forever!” Rintoo evilly declared.

Chapter 10: A Weird Montage/The Mario Bros Are In Trouble Now![]

It then showed a montage of Kai Lan and her friends killing everyone else in the series.

It then showed Kai Lan's house, now wrecked.

It then showed Kai Lan and her friends with some lighters.

”Let's light this place up!” Kai Lan said.

Kai Lan and her friends then threw the lighters as the house exploded.

”We did it!” Tolee cheered.

”Wait, we’re missing someone!” Hoho said.

”And who's that?” Rintoo asked.

Hoho then pointed at the screen.

”It's that green hatter!” Hoho berated.

”Oh, thanks Hoho!” Kai Lan said.

They then looked at us with angry faces.

”Mama Mia… What did I do to deserve this?” I asked.

”You interfered with our plans and most of our victims became hostile because of your actions!” Kai Lan berated. “Now, we’re going to interfere with you!”

”Well, you’ll never find me!” I berated.

”And why is that?” Rintoo asked.

”You don’t know who I am!” I said.

”Oh, really?” Kai Lan spoke.

She then got out a computer and started to talk to me:

”Your name is Luigi, you are a plumber, you have a brother name Mario, you live in the mushroom kingdom and your favorite color is green!”.

”How did you know that!?!” I gasped.

”Because we know everything!” Kai Lan said. ”Now, we are gonna exit your screen and kill you!”

Just then, Kai Lan and her friends walked slowly towards the screen.

”Mario, grab the remote!” I said to mario.

Mario then grabbed the remote and skipped to the credits, which was off.

Chapter 11: The Credits[]

The backgrounds were tinted black, the text was dark red and the music was demonic.

The logos then came up, also off.

The Harringtoons Productions logo came up, but the background was black, the text was white and the eyes were bloodshot, as it said "Save Yourselves."

The Nick. Jr Productions logo came up, but the background was black, nick and jr were grey and the puddle was bloody.

After the logos, it took us back to the menu.

Chapter 12: The Aftermath + A Visit from The Crystal Rainbooms[]

We were shocked after what we watched.

As Bowser took out the disc, we heard a knock at the door.

”I'll get it!” I said.

I then opened the door to reveal the Crystal Rainblooms.

”Crystal Rainbooms, what are you doing here?” I asked.

”We heard you encountered a lost episode of Ni Hao Kai Lan!” Indigo said.

”Also Luigi, why do you look beaten up?” Pinkie Pie. “Were you attacked by Rabid animals?”.

”No, Kai Lan decided to beat me up, but no worries, im fine!” I said.

”That’s terrible!” Twilight gasped.

”But don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.” Fluttershy said.

And that's how after the episode, we will never see that show the same way ever again.

(The End)

Ni Hao, Kai-Lan: Black Forces (2024)

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